Cool Blonde Jokes
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Shortage of Parachutes A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them. The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"
Do You See the Dead Bird? A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
The Lumberyard Two blondes drive into a lumberyard. The passenger gets out of the truck, walks up to a worker, and says she needs a bunch of four-by-twos. "You mean two-by-fours?" the worker asks. "Hm, I'm not sure," the blonde says. "I'll go check." She walks back to the truck, and the two blondes consult a book. "Yeah," she says after getting the answer. "I meant two-by-fours." "All right," says the worker. "How long do you need them?" This time, the sweet young thing didn't even need to consult the book. "A really long time," she says. "We're gonna build a house."
Watch Dogs A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?" The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex." The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?" The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs?"
Oklahoma Blondes Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away ... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ...?"
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